For those thinking - "WOW, Gwyneth Paltrow went to the MTV Europe Music Awards; that's an actual A-Lister this year!!" it was in fact the Environmental Media Association Awards she was attending in a baby blue strappy number that Caligula would've approved of. 

Speaking at the event, the 43-year-old actress reportedly exclaimed "Whoa, are my boobs still in this thing?" while taking to the stage to accept her award. According to Us Weekly, "Brad Falchuk’s girlfriend was presented with the 2015 Green Parent Award, given for her sustainable lifestyle choices she has made for her two children - Apple, 11, and Moses, 9 - whom she shares with ex Chris Martin."

No matter how much the audience was willing a wardrobe malfunction, Paltrow managed to keep herself contained in her Cushnie Et Ochs dress, much to the joy of her mother Blythe Danner, who was also being honoured at the ceremony. 

For those of you looking for the MTV EMA red carpet, we've obliged below. People you may recognise include Ellie Goulding. And Justin Bieber. And maybe Mark Ronson. And DEFINITELY Ruby Rose.  More on that shortly.